Drunken Crane

Drunken Crane puts you in control of a wobbly construction crane with one very specific job — get your thoroughly sloshed uncle safely onto a bench without dropping him somewhere embarrassing. It's a simple premise that quickly becomes anything but simple.

Across 38 stages, the situations escalate from mildly absurd to genuinely inventive. Trampolines send your uncle bouncing unpredictably, and at one point you're lowering him onto an elephant. The crane controls are straightforward, but precise timing separates a clean three-star landing from a fumbling, star-losing tumble.

Collecting top scores across every stage unlocks hidden bonus levels, giving completionists a real reason to replay. There's something oddly satisfying about nailing a tricky drop on the first attempt — and something equally entertaining about watching everything go wrong when you don't.